Tag: Humour
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Bad Dates 3, 4 & 5…
Date 3: A guy about my age with longish, scraggly hair, a t-shirt I suspect was made from hemp and old, worn jeans met me at my favourite park for our date – a walk in the park and maybe drinks after. We’d see how we went. I can’t remember his name, but we’ll go…
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Bad Dates #2
I decided I’d give dating another go and agreed to meet “Gavin” at a popular waterfront bar in East Perth. We shook hands and I tried not to compare this Gavin to the only Gavin I’d ever encountered before – an abusive man who had robbed me of happiness – and sunlight – for over…
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Bad Dates #1
We met outside a restaurant in East Perth, it was a rainy day so I was huddled under my bright pink umbrella, biting my lip and wondering for the 100th time if I had come to the right place at the right time. The guy I was waiting to meet had agreed to dinner and…
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The time Aliens were meant to show up :)
There I was, sitting on a bus heading around the city. We have free buses that each do a long loop around the city – they’re called “Cat” buses for some reason and I love catching them because I can cruise around Perth’s prettiest places in air-conditioned comfort. So good. Anyway. I was on the…
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Falling in love with you
Matt was the first person I truly fell in love with. I remember we were at Youth group, surrounded by our friends and I couldn’t help but look over at him. Peircing blue eyes and black hair, a goofy smile with thick lips and white skin. It was the first time I wanted someone. Our…
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Guess who got hired today?
Meeeeeeee 🙂 I witnessed a lovely, friendly, comfortable office atmosphere when I sat in a red chair, waiting to be shown into the interview for this new job. I interviewed for the Admin position with 4 other girls yesterday – and 2 hours after I’d left the interview, I got offered the role. Look at…
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The things I love
Winter…because hoodies. Jeans. Warm hugs, warm drinks, snuggling in bed either alone or with someone sexy. I love the icey kiss from the wind on my cheeks and the happy way leaves dance as they rush along the pavement. Also how nice a warm bath is…or putting on pjs warmed from the radiator…bliss. When the…
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No kissing
When a couple breaks up and for example – the girl moves on but the guy doesn’t, he might use the famous line “I just need closure” to explain why he still calls and texts her, even though they’re over. That is BS. I know, because when MJ broke up with me in our early…
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Can I have your pens?
So there I was, sitting across from my new psychologist, talking about my struggle between absolutely hating myself on the one hand and thinking I’m pretty damn close to perfection on the other hand. It’s a hard line to walk when I’m my worst enemy and my biggest advocate at the same time. All day.…
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Blow jobs
They’re not my favourite. Getting them, I’m down for – but giving them? It’s a lot of pressure. I don’t like having to “look sexy” while I’m doing it, too. How are girls pulling that off? I legit look like I’m drowning. I think of a blowjob like eating a banana. You eat a banana…
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