Brought Low

I was in Kmart, selecting size 16 (OH MY GOD WHY AM I SO HUUUUGE!?!) pants for my new job which was going to start after the weekend. I was so excited to be a Data Entry Officer for the Hospital and get paid a fortune for basically filling in boring forms on the computerContinue reading “Brought Low”

That’s my story, not yours

I was walking out of the bathroom on the 2nd day of my new job – and squinting because without my glasses, I couldn’t distinguish which office was mine from the row of identical doors along the hallway. Then I heard it. “Janet?!?” my name said in part disbelief, part surprise but mostly in question.Continue reading “That’s my story, not yours”

If you’re thinking of cheating…

Today, I wanted to tell you what I know about CHEATING in a marriage. Firstly, try your damndest NOT to do it. I’ve been there. I’ve done it. I’d rather I didnt, but there you go. Secondly, if you feel tempted to cheat on your husband/boyfriend/other half – here’s what you should do: 1.┬áTalk aboutContinue reading “If you’re thinking of cheating…”