They’re not my favourite. Getting them, I’m down for – but giving them? It’s a lot of pressure. I don’t like having to “look sexy” while I’m doing it, too. How are girls pulling that off? I legit look like I’m drowning.
I think of a blowjob like eating a banana. You eat a banana in little bites, right? You don’t ram it repeatedly down your throat. At least I don’t? I don’t even like to make eye contact when I’m eating a banana.
I read in “50 Shades of Grey” that the lead character Anastasia really enjoyed giving them and after absolutely no experience whatsoever was able to swallow all the…um…’afters’ without leaving a trace.
How is that possible?
Food for thought, girls of the world. If you have any answers for me on enjoying it or looking amazing while doing it, hit me up.
"I get knocked down, but I get up again" 
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