Blow jobs

They’re not my favourite. Getting them, I’m down for – but giving them? It’s a lot of pressure. I don’t like having to “look sexy” while I’m doing it, too. How are girls pulling that off? I legit look like I’m drowning.

I think of a blowjob like eating a banana. You eat a banana in little bites, right? You don’t ram it repeatedly down your throat. At least I don’t? I don’t even like to make eye contact when I’m eating a banana.

I read in “50 Shades of Grey” that the lead character Anastasia really enjoyed giving them and after absolutely no experience whatsoever was able to swallow all the…um…’afters’ without leaving a trace.

How is that possible?

Food for thought, girls of the world. If you have any answers for me on enjoying it or looking amazing while doing it, hit me up.

2 responses to “Blow jobs”

  1. I’m very sad u use such language. God bless you but I cannot like your posts or follow you. I’m sad for you.

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    1. I appreciate your honesty. May God bless you richly in every area of your life.

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